Astronomers have discovered compelling evidence of alien life on the comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko:
Evidence of alien life is "unequivocal" on the comet carrying the Philae probe through space, two leading astronomers have said.
[Astrobiologist] Chandra Wickramasinghe said: "What we're saying is that data coming from the comet seems to unequivocally, in my opinion, point to micro-organisms being involved in the formation of the icy structures, the preponderance of aromatic hydrocarbons, and the very dark surface.
"These are not easily explained in terms of pre-biotic chemistry.
"The dark material is being constantly replenished as it is boiled off by heat from the Sun. Something must be doing that at a fairly prolific rate."
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