Three fine young cannibals were up for induction into manhood.
All they needed to do was pass a simple two part test. If they passed
the test they would become men. If not, they would be eaten. The chief
cannibal called the three young men together and told them that the
first part of their test was for each of them to go into the woods and
find 10 identical pieces of fruit. The chief dispatched the young men
and it wasn’t long before the first young cannibal returned with 10 bananas.
The chief congratulated him upon passing the first part of the test
and informed him that the second part of the test consisted of shoving
all 10 pieces of fruit up his ass without his face changing expression.
The young cannibal got the first banana up his ass but the second banana
was more than he could take and he screamed out in pain. He was eaten.
Shortly afterward, the second cannibal returned from the woods with 10
berries. The chief congratulated him upon passing the first part of the
test and informed him that the second part of the test consisted of shoving
all 10 pieces of fruit up his ass without his face changing expression. The
young cannibal began shoving the berries up his ass and got 8 berries up his
ass and then suddenly burst out in laughter. He was eaten.
The first two cannibals met up outside the Pearly Gates and the first one
said to the second, "Man, what happened to you? You picked the perfect fruit
to pass the second part of the test. How could you have blown it?"
The second cannibal said, "I don’t know. All I remember was that I had 2
berries to go, then I looked up and saw Oo-Thrak coming back with pineapples!"
Submitted by reader S.P.