Events

My poor sick dog didn't completely destroy my rugs, but Eli Peer has a job on his hands. Even without the, uh, contributions from Parker last week, the six years of accumulated dog hair mitigated in favor of a good deep cleaning as well. Eli recommends cleaning rugs every couple of years, so mine were long overdue anyway. Judging by the portion covered by the bookshelves in the photo below—a portion without dog hair, dirt, and innumerable other insults—they looked pretty dire. Here's the room in 2008...

And here is his annual birthday photo: For comparison, here is last year's.

Via Sullivan, scholar John Suiter discovered a recording of Allen Ginsberg reading "Howl" at Oregon's Reed College in 1956: It’s also easy to forget that Allen Ginsberg’s generation-defining poem “Howl” was once almost a casualty of censorship. The most likely successor to Walt Whitman’s vision, Ginsberg’s oracular utterances did not sit well with U.S. Customs, who in 1957 tried to seize every copy of the British second printing. When that failed, police arrested the poem’s publisher, Lawrence...

As I promised four weeks ago, I have the final data on moving all my stuff to Windows Azure. I delayed posting this data because Azure pricing recently changed, as a number of services went from Preview to Production and stopped offering 25% discounts. The concrete results are mixed at the moment, though increasing within the next couple of months. The intangible results are much, much improved. First, electricity use. Looking at comparable quarters (March through May), my electricity consumption is...

A few weeks ago, Brooklyn writer Noah Shannon wrote a New York Times feature purporting to chronicle his near-death experience on a flight from D.C. that made an emergency a precautionary landing in Philadelphia. No one who knows anything about aviation believed him. Writer and pilot James Fallows, who knows quite a lot about aviation, checks in: I was not on that plane, but I can tell you: This. Did. Not. Occur. The dangling cap-in-hand; the sweat stains; the captain coming out of the cockpit and...

Via TPM, Australian Chief of Army Lt. Gen. David Morrison lays down the law on sexual harassment:

The vet visit went well. Parker has no fever, no giardia or crypto, and probably no really bad diseases. He just has gastroenteritis. Good; I'm glad it's not serious. But let's examine the damage: Vet bill: $275 Rug cleaning estimate: $225 Hotel reservation cancelled: $75 Billable hours lost: 3 At least I'll have all that extra time to do billable work this weekend, right? Silver linings. Parker is asleep under my desk now. Tonight he gets boiled chicken. (But how long do I boil it?)

Poor parker. I came home yesterday evening to a pile of something on one of my mom's antique rugs. Overnight three more piles appeared, two on that rug and one on a different antique rug. Plus there was another pile from the other end of the dog on a patch of hardwood floor this morning. He didn't eat dinner last night, and he didn't eat the rice I gave him for breakfast. And on his walk this morning, he created a neon-green patch on the sidewalk that prompted a call to the vet when we got home. I'm not...

Work, walking lunch, work, work, trivia, sleep. Meanwhile: Is Star Wars overrated? (Maybe.) Attention Cosima Neuhaus: the Supreme Court says you can't patent human genes. (Even more interesting, Clarence Thomas wrote the opinion.) As an only child myself, I'm curious about why people are so emotional about only children. Also why they're so wrong about us. China is building a canal through Nicaragua to compete with the Panama Canal. Few remember today that the U.S. surveyed Nicaragua first, before...

In the last couple of days: The Atlantic Cities blog pointed to a mapping tool that uses census data to show county-level data about the U.S. For instance: where are all the Welsh people? Cranky Flier is happy, as am I, that American Airlines' new management team will look a lot like US Airways' team. Chicago will most likely break its tourism record this year, as we're on track to have more than 46 million visitors this year. Because student loan debt is skyrocketing, hard to refinance, and impossible...