Events

A classmate sent me what turned out to be a hoax story claiming an activity that I will describe simply as a fun activity shared between a man and one other person can actually prevent breast cancer. Sadly, it can't, but apparently a component can do lots of other good things: [Psychologists Gordon] Gallup and [Rebecca] Burch reasoned that certain chemicals in human semen, through vaginal absorption, affect female biology in such a way that women who have condomless sex literally start to smell...

The looks on the opposition's faces are well worth the price of admission:

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Yeah, it's just not as exciting as previous residencies, but it's seriously more work. Fortunately, I still have time to read gems like this: Terry Jones and the Dove World Outreach Center may be charged $200,000 by the city of Gainesville, Florida, for security costs incurred by the canceled Koran-burning originally planned for September 11. Jones' announcement of "International Burn-A-Koran" day resulted in some violent protests in Afghanistan and Pakistan, and threats against Americans. In response...

From Dan Savage the week before last: Is everyone in the Republican Party a closeted homosexual? —Ken Mehlman's Out Now Everyone except Ken Mehlman and Ben Quayle. Of course, this simply isn't true. Other Republican leaders have come out as well.

Apparently a former Hitler Youth called me a Nazi today: The pontiff praised Britain's fight against the Nazis - who "wished to eradicate God" - before relating it to modern day "atheist extremism". Afterwards his spokesman Federico Lombardi said: "I think the Pope knows rather well what the Nazi ideology is". Yes, Ratzinger should know what the Nazi ideology is, but I'm afraid we athiests are rather unlike him. In the same speech he also said, "I also recall the regime's attitude to Christian pastors...

I regret my headline from Tuesday. Apparently, the man committed suicide: The young man who died in a pipe bomb explosion Tuesday in Evanston committed suicide after a nearly lifelong fight with depression, his family said Wednesday. "We are devastated that our beloved son, Colin Dalebroux, lost his 15-year battle with depression," the family said in a statement from their home in Madison, Wis. "We know that Colin committed suicide." It's one thing if he had died trying to hurt other people; quite a...

Sullivan asks, "What if the Pope came to Britain and not even the Catholics showed up?" ONLY 65,000 Catholics are now expected to take part in the papal mass in Scotland tomorrow – one third fewer than originally expected and a mere fraction of the total number in the country. The figure falls far short of the 100,000 pilgrims it was originally hoped would flock to see Pope Benedict XVI at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow. The Catholic Church denied that the controversy over the Pope's handling of the...

This caught my eye this morning only because it occurred directly across the street from where I lived during most of 2007. Parker used to chase tennis balls in the tennis courts right near the scene: A man walking his dog this morning near an Evanston middle school discovered a decapitated body, perhaps the result of a pipe bomb explosion, and some hours later police destroyed what they suspected was an explosive device in the vicinity. He said his dog led him to the body of a shirtless man whose head...

As I mentioned on Parker Day (September 1st, the day I adopted him), I've had a little too much going on to get a good portrait of the dude. It's beautiful in Chicago this morning, so I made the time today: