Events

The Onion weighs in on Alberto Gonzales' usefulness.

I saw the movie Once almost a week ago, and I can't get it out of my head. Imagine a musical where the music makes sense in real life (i.e., when was the last time you saw a crowd spontaneously break into song? OK, how about a subway busker? Which one makes more sense?). And the music is really, really good.

I have now sent the same 2GB compact flash card through the laundry twice. It still works. I'm impressed. That is all.

Parker had just about the longest day of his life yesterday when we drove up to Devil's Lake State Park, near Baraboo, Wis., for a 9 km hike. That's a lot for a dog of any size, not even counting that it involved a 150 m climb at one point. Fortunately there were stairs, courtesy of the Civilian Conservation Corps circa 1938: He had, I think, the best walk ever. He met other dogs: Found enough to drink along the way: And discovered a hollow tree: Finally we reached the top of the ridge to rest. He...

The June Solstice happens in 15 minutes, at 1:06pm CDT. Happy Summer! (Or, you know, winter, for the one-third of the world who live in the Southern Hemisphere.)

The Chicago Anti-Cruelty Society is having a fundraiser that sounds like lots of fun: Mercury Chicago Skyline Cruiseline Canine Cruise kicks off its 2007 season by hosting a fundraising cruise to support the important programs and services of The Anti-Cruelty Society. Join well-behaved, leashed Chicago pups and their companions on Thursday, June 28 from 7:30 p.m.-9:00 p.m. for a relaxing 90-minute lake and river cruise aboard the Skyline Queen. Pups will get the royal treatment. A wind-in-the-face...

It's official: Illinois has moved its primary election day to February 5th. With elections in New York, California, and Texas also on the same day, the primaries will be all but complete then.

Parker will destroy just about anything he discovers in the back yard. Like this welcome mat, for example: Or this flower pot: Yesterday I also spent several entertaining moments removing children's bath toys from his mouth. I would take the boat, or scuba diver, or whatever, put it beyond his reach in the play house, and then go back to him and repeat the process until the kiddie pool was totally empty. He thought this was a fun game.

Via Bruce Schneier, a report of an English artist being arrested for sketching a military asset...in 1748.